sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
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