forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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