But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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