it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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