Is it normal to miss your booty call?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
so let's talk penis.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
