Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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