Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize
