it was like eating out sand paper
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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