He is an equal opportunity slut.
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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