do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
honey bunches of taint.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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