I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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