seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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