? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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