Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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