All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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