3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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