she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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