I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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