That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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