All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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