Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Randomize
