Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Yeah apparently i got lonely because everyone was hooking up so i took matters into my own hands. I woke up on the floor spooning a vaccuum cleaner, a mop, 40 paper cups, and industrial grade detergent.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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