Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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