This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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