Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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