Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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