i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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