Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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