Where is the hickey?
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
Randomize
