okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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