I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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