I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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