Do you still have your period?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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