so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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