..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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