I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
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