So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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