is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
only if we run a train.
done.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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