butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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