That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
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