I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize