In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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