I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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