new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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