You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize