you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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