no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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