yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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