Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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