theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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