You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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