Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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