I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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