he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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