How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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